The Head Comrade in Charge has this to say about the passage of the healthcare reform achieved by all Loyal Comrades in the Arm of State –
We win.
We know what is best for Amerika. And you will like it. Or be audited by our new Empowered Agency – the IRS.
Suck it up, Dissenters.
W E . W I N .
It is with Celebratory Golf Claps and Champagne in Chambers that Kinda-Sorta-Thinks-He-Is-Leader Comrade Harry Reid unveiled his big announcement today:
“Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good,” Reid said Friday on the Senate floor.
We will pause while all Loyal Comrades assume the position of facing East to the White House to celebrate another success in the Agenda of the Head Comrade In Charge! SALUTE YOUR LEADERS, LOYAL COMRADES!
It is the Philosophy of the Head Comrade In Charge and Those Who Obey Him No Matter The Cost that more and more Comrades will be assimilated through this Job Loss Program. A BIG DAY INDEED!
We are announcing a very special treat to continue the Celebration of the Big Day for America! All Loyal Comrades in the area may attend the White House Job Loss Picnic tomorrow – the Head Comrade in Charge has diverted Stimulus funds to spring for KoolAid and Weenies!
For those who cannot attend – You may report to the local ACORN Center to receive your Special Treat Ration of Government Tofu to celebrate the Job Loss Success at home with your families!
This Tofu is sponsored by the First Lady to the Head Comrade in Charge and the Newly Appointed Fatty Czar! Because State Sponsored Celebrations should only be fun when the cameras are rolling!
All Loyal Comrades are ordered to enjoy themselves!
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Our Fishy Department needed some time to regroup and work around The Presidential Record Act. We will re-commence Fishy Postings Immediately. And Comrades will read them. Loyally.
It is with great fanfare that we announce that our own Czar of Propaganda, Robert Gibbs will be Tweeting to disperse the appropriate message of Truthium and Hopium to the Masses. He is heretoafter to be known as the Czar of Twit Twit Czar.
Loyal Comrades are ordered to join his Twitter account and loyally ReTweet all of the Tweets of Empty Wisdom that will be coming from him. The Head Comrade in Charge is very excited to re-establish his hold on Social Media since the Angry Mob apparently hacked Twitter to make it appear as if they have a majority. Kim Kardshian was quite kind to give us tips on how to hold the Masses in thrall while saying nothing of import at all. We are currently interviewing her for the Czar of Fluff … stay tuned for further announcements.
Kim Cardshian - Consultant to the Twit Czar & Candidate for Czar of Fluff
In conjunction, with the Twit Czar, we are creating 10,000 new jobs immediately for the Hopium Tweet Brigade. Please report to your nearest Organize for America or Moveon.Org Headquarters where you will be awarded a brand new laptop (from Stimulus One funds because it created 20 million jobs) and then assigned a Twitter account and begin your Twitter Indoctrination Seminar. This Indoctrination Seminar is very important to Loyal Hopium Tweet Brigade Employees as you will learn the proper methodology of hitting the ReTweet button for every tweet that comes from the Twit Czar, the White House, The Head Comrade in Charge and every other fringe left troll on #p2.
We will also offer an additional Seminar called “How to Troll #TCOT & Call Names Like a Five Year Old” so that our new Hopium Tweet Brigaders have a goal to achieve – they too can be a #P2 Troll! This Seminar has been developed by the Head Comrade in Charge Himself and He does quite a special segment on “How to Blame Bush and Cheney No Matter the Contrary Evidence”.
The Head Comrade in Charge is fully supporting this venture since He has been quite bummed that He was outed in China last fall that in fact He has never tweeted a single time. Now there is no need for Him to be all bummed out – the Twit Czar is in place, Hopium Tweet Brigade Jobs have been created (20,000!) and Kim Kardshian is coming back to the White House next Wednesday night. *WOOT*
I have a feeling there will be quite a few libs/dems that get dropped ..er… defriended ..er.. unfollowed from their friends after getting a few of those “140 characters of hope” messages.
Update from our Lightbulb Czar regarding the Evil Capitalist Health Insurers.
Today, we strike a blow to the Evil Capitalist Health Insurers that have been resisting the Truthium and Hopium of our Head Comrade in Charge and inciting the Angry Pestiferous Mob to revolt. I, the Lightbilb Czar have had another fantastic idea! The Evil Capitalist Health Insurers are hereby put on notice that there is nowhere to hide –
We demand immediate compliance and submission to the State of the following information:
We will not tolerate any refusal or whining of Constitutional Rights. As everyone knows, the Constitution is a living breathing document that is to be manipulated and interpreted however is convenient for our purposes. You will not seek refuge behind the Constitution, Evil Capitalists! We will assimilate or destroy you! And expose your Evil breakfast habits as well!
COMPLY NOW EVIL CAPITALIST HEALTH INSURERS! WE SHINE THE LIGHTBULB OF SUBMISSION UPON YOU!
All obama will do is outsource anyways. Just think about the all the lobbyists flocking to Washington DC because of obama’s reckless over-spending of $2 TRILLION in just 6 months, which alone is increasing the National Debt by 20%.
Politicians take people’s money and reward the large corporations, in this case companies in the health care industry, since they have the money to more effectively lobby politicians. In the end smaller businesses will be hurt.
Politicians will only reward companies that will be in their best political interest. Honestly, when can you really trust politicians since they are basically professional liars, and being president just means you are the best liar of the time. Why not just give the money directly from the people to the companies and take politicians in government out of the equation?
obama is going to recklessly spend TRILLIONS of tax payers’ money just to give insurance to about 25% of those who do not have it. Over 50% of people’s income go towards taxes, just imagine how many more people will afford health care insurance if their income is almost doubled because of dramatic tax cuts.
Competition is what is needed. It lowers prices of products and services, along with developing new innovations. All of which will benefit consumers. You need to remember that monopolistic tendencies can also apply to government.
The reason why the cost of insurance is high is because politicians in government mandate insurance companies to increase their premiums to pay for ridiculous things. In addition, politicians put up regulations so that Americans are not allowed to get insurance from another state and use the coverage in their own state. This reduces competition making it more expensive for people to get insurance. On top of that medical professionals are not allowed to freely practice their profession in any US state without taking a long and tedious licensing process. This again increases the cost of medical insurance.
In the end, the problem with most economic issues is too much government intervention of the economy by politicians, who will only tend to do things for political self interest. Just like how obama nationalized GM to pander to its unions. Politicians can barely run government, yet people think they can run a multi-national auto manufacturing company?
The solution is SMALLER government, LESS spending, and LOWER taxes.
You apparently have not been appropriately exposed to our Truthium and Hopium. We thank you for leaving your comment as it shows the Evil Capitalist Pig brainwashing that you have fallen victim to and after we trace your IP address, we will invite you to a koolaid summit and you will begin to understand that the State is here to take care of you, spend your money and tax you into submission. Truthium and Hopium are the answer and soon you will not remember the trillions that our WTF?! Czar has … misplaced.
We look forward to your assimilation – do you like cherry or grape?
Welcome Comrades!
We are so pleased to announce the launch of our new disinformation campaign…OPERATION REALITY CHECK!
As many of our Steadfast Comrades are aware, Our Head Comrade in Charge and the Czars have been under attack these past few weeks from the Angry Mob and the evil Capitalists that are funding their dissent. In astonished disbelief, We have watched as these evil mongererererers have shouted at our Czars and other Allegiant Representatives of the Head Comrade in Charge as We bring them the Truthium and Hopium that is our gift to all Amerikans as we attempt to process them into Comrades. These militant crazy rightwing extremists are attempting to discredit all of the assistance that we wish to bring to them. Even though there are only 20 of them, We feel confident that We will be able to silence them with our REALITY CHECK.
We are moving forward with many of rigorous tasks before us, such as matching pictures of Angry Mobsters from Townhalls with emails that we are currently storing in the Database of the State, consulting with the State Media on new terms for the Angry Mob (Pestiferous had the top vote most recently), and arranging for a new fleet of purple buses to be used to spread more Truthium and Hopium. This Angry, Pestiferous Mob will be defeated and they will soon be blinded by our Head Comrade in Charge’s abilities to read off the teleprompter! Our Head Comrade in Charge has been especially brilliant at reading the answers to all of the intensive questioning at his Public Adoration Meetings! Soon, the evil pestilence of the Angry Mob will be stomped out by the Charisma of the Head Comrade in Charge. One only has to look upon the face of the Angry Mob to understand the danger that they are posing.
For those Allegiant Comrades that stand with us, will give you as much rationed healthcare for as not really free as you can handle or until you develop a an illness at any age over 50. We are committed to maintaining the health of Amerika as long as the cost is not too high or until we run out of physicians! Taxes Healthcare for all! (allow time for Loyal Comrades to cheer)
Since we are in Reality Check mode, there are a few points that we would like to check for you!
Yes, Comrades! These are just a few of the REALITY CHECKS that we will be providing for you over the next few weeks! Be sure to check back often to see what the State mandated thought of the day will be!
The Head Comrade in Charge will be broadcasting directly to your computers to share his message of Truthium and Hopium soon! No need to sign in as we already have all computers and IP addresses on record! Until then, be well Comrades and fight the radical unamerican rightwing crazies at every opportunity!
Welcome Comrades! We are here to launch our new August Mission – Operation Astroturf! We have been observing and noting the outbursts of these militant radical rightwing political terrorists and we have decided the best way to handle the situation is a swift and unequivocal SMACKDOWN. Plus, it looks really bad that our State Sponsored Officials are cowering in their offices while the UNAmerican Angry Mob terrorizes them. We had to promise new jets before the State Sponsored Officials would appear at a few townhalls.
So, The Head Comrade in Charge has decided upon a new tactic. We will overwhelm them with our numbers! We will find and hire those Comrades that are willing to sell their integrity to push our Message and carry our creative pre-printed signs. We will overwhelm these UNAmericans with the numbers of Comrades who will carry signs and fight back in return for payment.
We have placed innumerable ads for new Loyal Comrades that would like to receive State Benefits by participating in Operation Smackdown. The Head Comrade in Charge has generously approved salary ranges of up to $16 dollars for new Comrade Leaders. And who said that We have not created jobs??
Please review the new Government Sponsored positions and send your resumes today!
Wonderful Comrades! Please rush to fill these positions so that we may further skew the Unemployment and Job Creation numbers! As well, we offer simple transfer from the Welfare Rolls to the State Payroll! Check craigslist for all new positions in an area near you!
WE APPRECIATE YOU! And be assured that The Head Comrade In Charge is here to take care of YOU!
From the Desk of the Head Comrade In Charge:
Loyal Comrades, I bring greetings as you bow down before me in complete obeisance!
It is with great pleasure that I have been witnessing the actions of my Loyal Comrades as they combat the Angry Mob and stamp out misinformation on healthcare everywhere. Soon, the Angry Mob will realize that resistance is futile. We are the Borg … sorry, wrong Universe … We are the Government In Charge and have no responsibility to listen to the loud, shrill cries of the electorate that did not recognize my Uber-Awesomeness.
I commend the efforts of the Comrade Geek Squad as they prevented the distribution of information that does not comply with the State.
The message from, I, your Uber Awesome Head Comrade In Charge is this:
FOR AS HARD AS THEY HIT US, WE WILL PUNCH BACK TWICE AS HARD.
Let me be clear, I have ordered our Comrade Union Thug Squad out to meet the Angry Mob and quell the free speech that they believe is their right. As the Government In Charge, the losers will be punished and the only rights allowed are the rights that Loyal Comrades are afforded.
How will you know our Comrades in Arms? They will be wearing their State Logos proudly!
They have also been gifted with Uber-Awesome bags for their dedication and commitment to crushing opposing opinion and free speech by Angry Mob.
As well, Our Comrade Secret Police in Arms will be lurking in the background and looking for the appropriate moment to step in with billy clubs swinging! Loyal Comrades who have accepted the State Information on Healthcare will be preserved and they will focus on the Angry Mob – from the elderly grandmother in Kansas to the young wife in Atlanta – from the Brooks Brother Executive to the truck driver in California – They will be CRUSHED! My Comrade Secret Police in Arms will be known for the emblem that they proudly wear and their super cool rakish hats!
When you, the Loyal Comrades see these logos and uniforms, know that it is I, the Uber-Awesome Head Comrade In Charge that has sent them forth with their orders!
*Pause for wild cheering from Loyal Comrades*
Below – I have provided the evidence of our FISTS PUNCHING BACK AGAINST THE WILL OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ANGRY MOB!
Thank you for your loyalty, Comrades and for your commitment – Koolaid for everyone!
For those Comrades that behave in the most terrifying way, you will be invited to the next Beer Summit at the White House!
*More Wild Cheering*
Scary stuff-scary people. God help us all.
Comrade, give us your fear! It makes the State strong and enables us to process more Comrades to Be much more quickly! From the States point, there is nothing to fear except Liberty and Freedom itself.
Gosh, Antaia, you are SO right! FEAR THEM!!
Fear them enough to REMOVE them…..good—MEN of America.
LOL – to step out of “comrade character” for a moment – (I love your handle by the way) – what we need to remember is that Fear is one of the most valuable tools in the oppositions toolbox. We had no frame of reference for the horrors of the holocaust – there was no global communication so that the world could witness the fear tactics used by tyrannical governments – today we are in a much different position. Americans have been fed and raised on liberal (cause it actually means FREEDOM funny enough) ideals like Liberty and Patriotism. We value our work ethic and the pursuit of the American Dream. If this administration or any other wants to take that away, the last thing that we give them is our fear because through that, they can control us. The same laws that are protecting the looney Left protect us – they are just better at the scare tactics and mass organization than we are – thankfully, we learn quickly.
A quote from General Patton:
“Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.”
I added you, I like your spunk 🙂
If you have a blog, I am happy to link to it through my Anti-Comrade blog – Lady Libertas – http://ladylibertas.wordpress.com/
Thanks for the visit!
<<Angry "Mod" AND PROUD!
Are you sure these are not the Borg???????????????
Comrades! We have successfully launched an attack at the well-dressed and Angry Mob and the Head Comrade In Charge is so giddy with delight that he had to take a calmative (government issued & high quality of course). Allow me to share with my Comrades the multiple hits that we have landed to date:
In a memo sent out on Thursday, AFL-CIO President John Sweeney outlined the blueprint for how the union conglomerate would step up recess activities on health care reform and other topics pertinent to the labor community. The document makes clear that Obama allies view the town hall forums as ground zero of the health care debate. It also uses the specter of the infamous 2000 recount “Brooks Brothers” protest to rally its members to the administration’s side.
“The principal battleground in the campaign will be town hall meetings and other gatherings with members of Congress in their home districts,” reads the memo. “We want your help to organize major union participation to counter the right-wing “Tea-Party Patriots” who will try to disrupt those meetings, as they’ve been trying to do to meetings for the last month. …
(Remember the hooligans – many of them Republican Congressional staff – who harassed Florida vote counters in 2000? We can’t let that happen again!).”
A showdown between unions and grassroots conservative organizations could make for an August full of fireworks, with even more dysfunctional town hall meetings. The AFL-CIO is planning to target 50 “high priority districts,” in addition to organizing telephone town hall gatherings.”
We will provide updates throughout the day…
Comrades! Today is indeed a wonderful day.
We have released the first shots across the bow of the Angry Mob. We have removed offensive Angry Mob videos from youtube that depicted the extreme rightwing bus crowds screaming loudly and shrilly at Officials of the State.
We will continue to bombard them with Truthium and Hopium with the assistance of our loyal Media of the State outlets and Loyal Comrade Brad Woodhouse who explains the reality of the Angry Mobs!
“It’s become clear that Republican leaders, having lost every major legislative battle on Capitol Hill, the confidence of the American people and two consecutive national elections, would rather incite angry, special interest funded mobs and disrupt and drown out legitimate discussion of the issues instead of working for real solutions for the American people,” said DNC Communications Director Brad Woodhouse.
“This activity is reminiscent of the manufactured, Republican Congressional staff protests during the Florida election dispute in 2000 and the more recent displays of right wing extremism at McCain-Palin rallies in last year´s election. These acts of mob rule are a direct result of and are being encouraged by Republican leaders who have vowed to ´break´ the President for political gain and who have said that they hope that the President fails. This is the very type of anger and extremism that cost Republicans dearly in 2008 – and it is bound to back fire again.”
Marvel at the wonder of how we will reduce the Angry Mob to sniveling, scurrying, apple-pie-eating robots of our propaganda!
Our Czar of Botax has even forwarded us her personal report and assessment of the Angry Mob!
The Head Comrade In Charge is GIDDY with Delight at the Campaign against the American People the Angry Mob that is a danger to moral and virtuous Comrades everywhere!
Notice how the aholes are saying that the GOP are ‘putting the “ANGRY MOB” to work? Please….they put them OUT OF WORK.
Global Comrades!
Today there was great success in bringing the Capitalist Pigs to their knees.
The once great USA President William Clinton came to Comrade Kim Jong-Il on his knees to beg for the pathetic lives of the capitalist pig puppets women that we captured spying on our Great Nation of North Korea.
After much begging & pleading and having him watch the Woody Woodpecker Funfest with me for 4 hours straight, I relented and allowed Clinton to know my mercy. We have pictures Comrades!
Know the Power of Comrade Kim Jong-IL of the great North Korea – threat to the Capitalist Pig Islands of Hawaii.
PS – Please thank Head Comrade In Charge Obama for his much appreciated DVD basket & IPOD loaded with American Idol hits. Next time, we would like the buttered popcorn.
Antaia and 
Sammy are discussing. 
Something Fishy 
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