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  • Kimberly 12:07 pm on February 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: China, Kim Kardashian, Retweet.com, Robert Gibbs, Social Media, Social network, twitczar, twitter, ,   

    Robert Gibbs, new Twit Czar – Loyal Comrades ordered to ReTweet 

    Our Fishy Department needed some time to regroup and work around The Presidential Record Act. We will re-commence Fishy Postings Immediately.  And Comrades will read them.  Loyally.

    It is with great fanfare that we announce that our own Czar of Propaganda, Robert Gibbs will be Tweeting to disperse the appropriate message of Truthium and Hopium to the Masses. He is heretoafter to be known as the Czar of Twit Twit Czar.

    Loyal Comrades are ordered to join his Twitter account and loyally ReTweet all of the Tweets of Empty Wisdom that will be coming from him.  The Head Comrade in Charge is very excited to re-establish his hold on Social Media since the Angry Mob apparently hacked Twitter to make it appear as if they have a majority.  Kim Kardshian was quite kind to give us tips on how to hold the Masses in thrall while saying nothing of import at all.  We are currently interviewing her for the Czar of Fluff … stay tuned for further announcements.

    Kim Cardshian - Consultant to the Twit Czar & Candidate for Czar of Fluff

    In conjunction, with the Twit Czar, we are creating 10,000 new jobs immediately for the Hopium Tweet Brigade.  Please report to your nearest Organize for America or Moveon.Org Headquarters where you will be awarded a brand new laptop (from Stimulus One funds because it created 20 million jobs) and then assigned a Twitter account and begin your Twitter Indoctrination Seminar.  This Indoctrination Seminar is very important to Loyal Hopium Tweet Brigade Employees as you will learn the proper methodology of hitting the ReTweet button for every tweet that comes from the Twit Czar, the White House, The Head Comrade in Charge and every other fringe left troll on #p2.

    We will also offer an additional Seminar called “How to Troll #TCOT & Call Names Like a Five Year Old” so that our new Hopium Tweet Brigaders have a goal to achieve – they too can be a #P2 Troll!  This Seminar has been developed by the Head Comrade in Charge Himself and He does quite a special segment on “How to Blame Bush and Cheney No Matter the Contrary Evidence”.

    The Head Comrade in Charge is fully supporting this venture since He has been quite bummed that He was outed in China last fall that in fact He has never tweeted a single time.  Now there is no need for Him to be all bummed out – the Twit Czar is in place, Hopium Tweet Brigade Jobs have been created (20,000!) and Kim Kardshian is coming back to the White House next Wednesday night.  *WOOT*

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    • RightWingJim 12:17 pm on February 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I have a feeling there will be quite a few libs/dems that get dropped ..er… defriended ..er.. unfollowed from their friends after getting a few of those “140 characters of hope” messages.

  • Kimberly 2:45 pm on August 6, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , attack, facebook, rightwing, success, twitter   

    Attack of the State is SUCCESS 

    Comrades!  We have successfully launched an attack at the well-dressed and Angry Mob and the Head Comrade In Charge is so giddy with delight that he had to take a calmative (government issued & high quality of course).  Allow me to share with my Comrades the multiple hits that we have landed to date:

    • We have brought a Leader of the Angry Mob to his knees – American Liberty Alliance who fills Comrades to be’s heads with nonsense about Liberty and Freedom was hacked by our Comrade Geek Squad.  He dared to attempt to organize on that Capitalist Tool, Facebook as “The People’s Mob” – almost 2000 Rightwing Extremists flocked to join him just last night, possibly to organize shopping trips to prepare for future disruption of our State Meetings!
    • We will not allow this Angry Mob to organize!  Our Comrade Geek Squad also has attacked the Capitalist Tools of Facebook and…Twitter in an effort to ferret out that #fishy group!  This plan has been tabled tho as the Head Comrade In Charge was a bit miffed that his Twitterberry was not working properly.  But fear not, Comrades – we will take them down in #tcot!
    • Our Most Loyal State Organizations are entering the fracas against the Angry Mob – with many years of intimidation and thug tactics behind them, we feel sure that they will crush these loud, shrill and nefarious alleged Patriots.   Here is the notice that we have sent out: “The DNC has also recruited labor goons to police the town halls.
      The Huffington Post reported, via LG Links:
      The nation’s largest federation of labor organizations has promised to directly engage with boisterous conservative protesters at Democratic town halls during the August recess.

      In a memo sent out on Thursday, AFL-CIO President John Sweeney outlined the blueprint for how the union conglomerate would step up recess activities on health care reform and other topics pertinent to the labor community. The document makes clear that Obama allies view the town hall forums as ground zero of the health care debate. It also uses the specter of the infamous 2000 recount “Brooks Brothers” protest to rally its members to the administration’s side.
      “The principal battleground in the campaign will be town hall meetings and other gatherings with members of Congress in their home districts,” reads the memo. “We want your help to organize major union participation to counter the right-wing “Tea-Party Patriots” who will try to disrupt those meetings, as they’ve been trying to do to meetings for the last month. …
      (Remember the hooligans – many of them Republican Congressional staff – who harassed Florida vote counters in 2000? We can’t let that happen again!).”
      A showdown between unions and grassroots conservative organizations could make for an August full of fireworks, with even more dysfunctional town hall meetings. The AFL-CIO is planning to target 50 “high priority districts,” in addition to organizing telephone town hall gatherings.”

    We will provide updates throughout the day…

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