Hello Comrades and Soon to be Converted Comrades!

I am writing to disseminate information from the Head Comrade in Charge!  We would like you to begin observing your neighbors and family and friends so we may ferret out the traitors confused individuals that are spreading lies about our super-wonderful-gollygee-gotta-have-it-healthcare that we are forcing on gifting to the American Peoples soon to be Comrades.

We have set up an intake system to correct these individuals that do not want to accept our gift of super-wonderful-gollygee-gotta-have-it-healthcare.  Comrades that get with our program will be awarded with secret positions within our movement – we call them deputy czars!

Here is your mission, Comrades – we are counting on you:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/Facts-Are-Stubborn-Things/

There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care.  These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation.  Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.

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THE TIME HAS COME, COMRADES.

THE TIME TO NAME NAMES.

THE TIME TO HAND OVER THE FISH TO BE FRIED PROCESSED.

IN THE COMMENT BOX BELOW WE EXPECT YOU AS GOOD COMRADES TO TELL US THE NAMES OF THOSE WHO RESIST OUR AGENDA WHETHER IN EMAIL OR CASUAL CONVERSATION.

THE ACORN HAS GROWN INTO A STRONG OAK AND OUR COMRADES ARE STANDING BY TO PROCESS YOUR FISHY REPORTS.

OUR REVERED HEAD COMRADE IN CHARGE AND THE STATE THANKS YOU.


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