Evil Capitalist Health Insurers are put on notice
Update from our Lightbulb Czar regarding the Evil Capitalist Health Insurers.
Today, we strike a blow to the Evil Capitalist Health Insurers that have been resisting the Truthium and Hopium of our Head Comrade in Charge and inciting the Angry Pestiferous Mob to revolt. I, the Lightbilb Czar have had another fantastic idea! The Evil Capitalist Health Insurers are hereby put on notice that there is nowhere to hide –
We demand immediate compliance and submission to the State of the following information:
- a table identifying employees compensated more than $500,000 between 2003-2008, along with the “annual value of each of the following components of the individual’s compensation:”
- Salary, bonus, grant & realized values of stock & options awarded, non-equity incentive plans, change in pension values, and all other compensations
- a table identifying all board members and individual compensations
- a table listing conferences, retreats, etc along with the purpose and the expenses
- from 2003-2008, a table listing the company’s total revenues, net income, and total dividend payments,
- documents relating to compensation plans
- documents listing general or administrative expenses, with specific data requested
- a table identifying what all employees had for breakfast on the third Wednesday of every month from 2003-2008, including cost of that breakfast
- a graph depicting the color of undergarments that Board Members typically wear as they meet and devise their Evil Capitalist plans
- Receipts for donations made to the Members of Congress of the State from 2003-2008 so that the evidence may be covered up that any of our Czars have received large sum donations from the Evil Capitalist Health Insurers
- Any provocative pictures of the wives or mistresses to be reviewed privately by the Lightbulb Czar himself
We will not tolerate any refusal or whining of Constitutional Rights. As everyone knows, the Constitution is a living breathing document that is to be manipulated and interpreted however is convenient for our purposes. You will not seek refuge behind the Constitution, Evil Capitalists! We will assimilate or destroy you! And expose your Evil breakfast habits as well!
COMPLY NOW EVIL CAPITALIST HEALTH INSURERS! WE SHINE THE LIGHTBULB OF SUBMISSION UPON YOU!
Antaia and 
Sammy are discussing. 
Sammy 12:02 pm on August 20, 2009 Permalink |
All obama will do is outsource anyways. Just think about the all the lobbyists flocking to Washington DC because of obama’s reckless over-spending of $2 TRILLION in just 6 months, which alone is increasing the National Debt by 20%.
Politicians take people’s money and reward the large corporations, in this case companies in the health care industry, since they have the money to more effectively lobby politicians. In the end smaller businesses will be hurt.
Politicians will only reward companies that will be in their best political interest. Honestly, when can you really trust politicians since they are basically professional liars, and being president just means you are the best liar of the time. Why not just give the money directly from the people to the companies and take politicians in government out of the equation?
obama is going to recklessly spend TRILLIONS of tax payers’ money just to give insurance to about 25% of those who do not have it. Over 50% of people’s income go towards taxes, just imagine how many more people will afford health care insurance if their income is almost doubled because of dramatic tax cuts.
Competition is what is needed. It lowers prices of products and services, along with developing new innovations. All of which will benefit consumers. You need to remember that monopolistic tendencies can also apply to government.
The reason why the cost of insurance is high is because politicians in government mandate insurance companies to increase their premiums to pay for ridiculous things. In addition, politicians put up regulations so that Americans are not allowed to get insurance from another state and use the coverage in their own state. This reduces competition making it more expensive for people to get insurance. On top of that medical professionals are not allowed to freely practice their profession in any US state without taking a long and tedious licensing process. This again increases the cost of medical insurance.
In the end, the problem with most economic issues is too much government intervention of the economy by politicians, who will only tend to do things for political self interest. Just like how obama nationalized GM to pander to its unions. Politicians can barely run government, yet people think they can run a multi-national auto manufacturing company?
The solution is SMALLER government, LESS spending, and LOWER taxes.
Antaia 12:38 am on August 21, 2009 Permalink |
You apparently have not been appropriately exposed to our Truthium and Hopium. We thank you for leaving your comment as it shows the Evil Capitalist Pig brainwashing that you have fallen victim to and after we trace your IP address, we will invite you to a koolaid summit and you will begin to understand that the State is here to take care of you, spend your money and tax you into submission. Truthium and Hopium are the answer and soon you will not remember the trillions that our WTF?! Czar has … misplaced.
We look forward to your assimilation – do you like cherry or grape?