Our Lightbulb Czar is a powerful man indeed!  He shines the light of compliance and submission on Evil Capitalist Pigs everywhere!  He refuses refuge from his Light of Compliance & snorts in contempt as the Evil Capitalists hide behind the Constitution - Everyone knows the Constitution is a living breathing document for the Czars to manipulate to suit their needs!  Let the LIGHT SHINE ON!

Our Lightbulb Czar is a powerful man indeed! He shines the light of compliance and submission on Evil Capitalist Pigs everywhere! He refuses refuge from his Light of Compliance & snorts in contempt as the Evil Capitalists hide behind the Constitution - Everyone knows the Constitution is a living breathing document for the Czars to manipulate to suit their needs! Let the LIGHT SHINE ON!

Czar of Patriotism - Our First Comrade Lady is a shining example of the pride and Hopium that Comrades will now feel in their newly Changed country!  She will share her inspirational story of how she did not believe in America until it became Amerika!  She likes J Crew (even though they are Capitalist Pigs) and quiet evenings in the Lincoln Sitting Room browsing the Communist Manifesto.

Czar of Patriotism - Our First Comrade Lady is a shining example of the pride and Hopium that Comrades will now feel in their newly Changed country! She will share her inspirational story of how she did not believe in America until it became Amerika! She likes J Crew (even though they are Capitalist Pigs) and quiet evenings in the Lincoln Sitting Room browsing the Communist Manifesto.

Czar of Hot Air - who doesn't love the Czar of Hot Air?  He is heading departments full of Comrades that take care of things like: Gaffes, Oopsies, Whoops, and What I Really Meant Was.  This Department's budget will be 3 Trillion per year but the Head Comrade In Charge thinks it is worth it because everybody likes Joe - especially mainstream African-Americans who are articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guys.

Czar of Hot Air - who doesn't love the Czar of Hot Air? He is heading departments full of Comrades that take care of things like: Gaffes, Oopsies, Whoops, and What I Really Meant Was. This Department's budget will be 3 Trillion per year but the Head Comrade In Charge thinks it is worth it because everybody likes Joe - especially mainstream African-Americans who are articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guys.

Inconvenient Truth Czar - Al is the man that will debunk all those nasty rumors being spread by Anti-Comrades like who created the Internet, climate change (which covers warming AND cooling just in case!), how his personal homes and jets are carbon friendly.  He is spearheading the Cap&Trade Tax Burden Bill because he will make tons of money once it is forced on the American People and he needs another jet.

Inconvenient Truth Czar - Al is the man that will debunk all those nasty rumors being spread by Anti-Comrades like who created the Internet, climate change (which covers warming AND cooling just in case!), how his personal homes and jets are carbon friendly. He is spearheading the Cap&Trade Tax Burden Bill because he will make tons of money once it is forced on the American People and he needs another jet.

Czar of Propaganda - The Czar of Propaganda is waiting to process your intake information and re-produce it as Truthium & Hopium!  He likes Brooks Brothers, stool pigeons & cupcakes.

Czar of Propaganda - The Czar of Propaganda is waiting to process your intake information and re-produce it as Truthium & Hopium! He likes Brooks Brothers, stool pigeons & cupcakes.

Czar of Botax - The Czar of Botax is just waiting to inject you with government issued, high quality Botax so that all of the Comrades can smile big like her!

Czar of Botax - The Czar of Botax is just waiting to inject you with government issued, high quality Botax so that all of the Comrades can smile big like her!

Back Door Czar - Our Back Door Czar is eagerly awaiting your misinformation so that he can find a back door way take care of the American People.  Barney likes purple, screaming at impertinent voters and long walks in alleys in Georgetown.

Back Door Czar - Our Back Door Czar is eagerly awaiting your misinformation so that he can find a back door way take care of the American People. Barney likes purple, screaming at impertinent voters and long walks in alleys in Georgetown.

Deathcare Czar - Our Deathcare Czar is a very special lady indeed & very close to the Comrade In Charge!  She has been tasked with the very large job of telling the American People that they cannot believe anything that anyone tells them about Deathcare - sometimes not even the Comrade in Charge!  Our Deathcare Czar also has made some unintentional errors in the past regarding her taxes but, no worries!  The Comrade In Charge pretended it never happened!

Deathcare Czar - Our Deathcare Czar is a very special lady indeed & very close to the Comrade In Charge! She has been tasked with the very large job of telling the American People that they cannot believe anything that anyone tells them about Deathcare - sometimes not even the Comrade in Charge! Our Deathcare Czar also has made some unintentional errors in the past regarding her taxes but, no worries! The Comrade In Charge pretended it never happened!

Czar of WTF?! - Our Czar of WTF?! is a very important man in the machine of the Comrade In Charge.  He answers silly questions with the following talking points - "I don't know WTF?! happened to the money.", "I don't know WTF?! you are talking about."; & "WTF?! Of Course we are raising middle class taxes!".  Our Czar likes bailing out his buddies, restructuring private financial corporations so that they are government owned and hiding money.

Czar of WTF?! - Our Czar of WTF?! is a very important man in the machine of the Comrade In Charge. He answers silly questions with the following talking points - "I don't know WTF?! happened to the money.", "I don't know WTF?! you are talking about."; & "WTF?! Of Course we are raising middle class taxes!". Our Czar likes bailing out his buddies, restructuring private financial corporations so that they are government owned and hiding money.

Czar of Illiteracy - Our Czar of Illiteracy is charged with making sure that noone reads any of the bills that are up for vote in Congress.  He is hoping to promote the agenda of Illiteracy to the American People so that they do not read any information from the Right Wing Traitors & only engage in reading Truthium & Hopium!

Czar of Illiteracy - Our Czar of Illiteracy is charged with making sure that noone reads any of the bills that are up for vote in Congress. He is hoping to promote the agenda of Illiteracy to the American People so that they do not read any information from the Right Wing Traitors & only engage in reading Truthium & Hopium!

Czar of Douchebaggery & the Heartland - given our Czars great love of the Heartland of America & Douchebaggery, the Comrade In Charge could not have picked anyone else.  When asked what her thoughts were on the Heartland, our Czar replied: "    “Fucking redneck douchebaggery. Unmitigated douchebaggery. Why are they holding signs that say, ‘Whatchoo talking about, Willis?’ These people are called ‘racially sensitive’, what they should be called is racist, backward motherfuckers.”  We feel sure that she will improve Harmonium amongst the Comrades everywhere!

Czar of Douchebaggery & the Heartland - given our Czars great love of the Heartland of America & Douchebaggery, the Comrade In Charge could not have picked anyone else. When asked what her thoughts were on the Heartland, our Czar replied: " “Fucking redneck douchebaggery. Unmitigated douchebaggery. Why are they holding signs that say, ‘Whatchoo talking about, Willis?’ These people are called ‘racially sensitive’, what they should be called is racist, backward motherfuckers.” We feel sure that she will improve Harmonium amongst the Comrades everywhere!

Czar of Tomfoolery - what more can we say!  Our Czar makes us laugh...and laugh...and laugh...and laugh...and laugh...

Czar of Tomfoolery - what more can we say! Our Czar makes us laugh...and laugh...and laugh...and laugh...and laugh...

Ways & Means Czar - Charlie is the perfect Czar for this position because the Head Comrade In Charge knows he will always find the ways and means to help himself...uh...and the American People.  Our Czar likes Cadillacs (at least one a year!), the Dominican Republic and is chairing a committee on Rental Rights!

Ways & Means Czar - Charlie is the perfect Czar for this position because the Head Comrade In Charge knows he will always find the ways and means to help himself...uh...and the American People. Our Czar likes Cadillacs (at least one a year!), the Dominican Republic and is chairing a committee on Rental Rights!

Make A Rainbow Czar - Our Make a Rainbow Czar is the Color of Change Himself! Green, red, black, whatever color the State would like him to be! He is a self described Radical, Communist, Anarchist and Revolutionary as long as it is with other Colorful People!

Make A Rainbow Czar - Our Make a Rainbow Czar is the Color of Change Himself! Green, red, black, whatever color the State would like him to be! He is a self described Radical, Communist, Anarchist and Revolutionary as long as it is with other Colorful People!