Sit down, Comrade.  Relax…Breathe Deeeeeeep…Can you feel the Hopium entering your brain?  Set all your cares aside – no need to worry about mortgages, jobs, healthcare, taxes, angry mobs…Just Breathe – the Head Comrade In Charge is here to take care of everything.  He will give you the Truthium and Hopium to make it until you are scheduled for your End of Life Counseling Interview.  Breathe Deep, Comrade.  Change is Here.

Listen to the Words of our Revered Head Comrade In Charge & be soothed…

“So we’re going to provide a $4,000 tuition credit, every student, every year, but, students, you’re going to have to give back something in return. You’re going to have to participate in community service. You’re going to have to work in a homeless shelter, or a veteran’s home, or an underserved school, or join the Peace Corps.” – Barack Obama

Yes, Comrade…Community Service – we will all join in to serve in the Civilian Army of the Head Comrade In Charge.  This Civilian Army will be as strong and well-funded as the current old school military.  Once the Civilian Army is in place, we can being serious deconstruction of the old military structures that no longer are required for the global fellowship that we will share with our friends Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, China, North Korea, Russia and the African States.

Breathe Deep…Comrade, relax – soon all the world will share in the Vision of the Head Comrade In Charge and then he will be the Global Comrade Messiah!


“The great task before our founders was putting into practice the ideal that government could simultaneously serve liberty and advance the common good. and Government, he believed, had an important role to play in advancing our common prosperity.” – Barack Obama

Ahhhh…the lull of the sweet words of our Head Comrade In Charge.  He KNOWS what we need.  He KNOWS what the Founders intended.  He has no care for silly outdated documents – the Constitution is a living, breathing document full of ideas that were meant to be molded by someone JUST LIKE HIM.  John Lennon would have sang his song just for our Head Comrade In Charge.  We encourage you, Comrade, to sit back and release your concerns.  Imagine…Imagine a world with our Head Comrade In Charge…Utopia!

“It’s because you have an obligation to yourself. Because our individual salvation depends on collective salvation.” – Barack Obama

See, Comrade?  There is no need to worry about fanciful notions like individualism, self, or just you!  The Head Comrade In Charge wants you to focus on the Collective – the minority of poor souls without insurance coverage, the unions that are bloated after their Pork dinner, the elected officials who have settled their Robes of Incumbency & Party about them so that they are only able to hear the dulcet tones of the Head Comrade In Charge.  And let us not forget Wall Street who has funded the agenda of the Head Comrade In Charge, only to be exposed for their evil Capitalist tendencies and WEALTH.  Pah….Comrade – wealth is a dream that does not need to be undertaken by the masses.  Wealth is for distribution and sharing and the common good as decreed by the Head Comrade In Charge.  And for the friends of the State, wealth is for them too – like George..we like George!


“To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists and punk-rock performance poets. We smoked cigarettes and wore leather jackets. At night, in the dorms, we discussed neocolonialism, Franz Fanon, Eurocentrism, and patriarchy. When we ground out our cigarettes in the hallway carpet or set our stereos so loud that the walls began to shake, we were resisting bourgeois society’s stifling conventions. We weren’t indifferent or careless or insecure. We were alienated.  But this strategy alone couldn’t provide the distance I wanted, from Joyce or my past. After all, there were thousands of so-called campus radicals, most of them white and tenured and happily tolerant. No, it remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.” — Barack Obama

Can you see it, Comrade?  Can you see the Visions?  You will not need to worry for money soon – the State will meet all of your needs.  We will even send out members of our Civilian Army to change your lightbulbs.  Choice?  Who needs Choice when we have such an esteemed Head Comrade In Charge with so many other Comrades willing to help him.

Imagine, Comrade!  and before you leave, be so kind as to write the names of your friends and family that are a bit fishy.

Change is Here.