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  • Kimberly 6:32 am on March 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: control, , victory   

    WE WIN. 

    The Head Comrade in Charge has this to say about the passage of the healthcare reform achieved by all Loyal Comrades in the Arm of State –

    We win.

    We know what is best for Amerika.  And you will like it.  Or be audited by our new Empowered Agency – the IRS.

    Suck it up, Dissenters.

    W E . W I N .

  • Kimberly 5:47 am on March 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: celebration, First Lady, Government, Harry Reid, Head Comrade In Charge, joblossprogram, Senate, tofuisgoodbecausewesayso, , United States Senate,   

    A Big Day for America ! Comrade Harry Reid Celebrates Job Loss! 

    It is with Celebratory Golf Claps and Champagne in Chambers that Kinda-Sorta-Thinks-He-Is-Leader Comrade Harry Reid unveiled his big announcement today:

    “Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good,” Reid said Friday on the Senate floor.

    We will pause while all Loyal Comrades assume the position of facing East to the White House to celebrate another success in the Agenda of the Head Comrade In Charge!  SALUTE YOUR LEADERS, LOYAL COMRADES!

    It is the Philosophy of the Head Comrade In Charge and Those Who Obey Him No Matter The Cost that more and more Comrades will be assimilated through this Job Loss Program.  A BIG DAY INDEED!

    We are announcing a very special treat to continue the Celebration of the Big Day for America!  All Loyal Comrades in the area may attend the White House Job Loss Picnic tomorrow – the Head Comrade in Charge has diverted Stimulus funds to spring for KoolAid and Weenies!

    For those who cannot attend – You may report to the local ACORN Center to receive your Special Treat Ration of Government Tofu to celebrate the Job Loss Success at home with your families!

    This Tofu is sponsored by the First Lady to the Head Comrade in Charge and the Newly Appointed Fatty Czar!  Because State Sponsored Celebrations should only be fun when the cameras are rolling!

    All Loyal Comrades are ordered to enjoy themselves!

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  • Kimberly 12:07 pm on February 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: China, Kim Kardashian,, Robert Gibbs, Social Media, Social network, twitczar, , ,   

    Robert Gibbs, new Twit Czar – Loyal Comrades ordered to ReTweet 

    Our Fishy Department needed some time to regroup and work around The Presidential Record Act. We will re-commence Fishy Postings Immediately.  And Comrades will read them.  Loyally.

    It is with great fanfare that we announce that our own Czar of Propaganda, Robert Gibbs will be Tweeting to disperse the appropriate message of Truthium and Hopium to the Masses. He is heretoafter to be known as the Czar of Twit Twit Czar.

    Loyal Comrades are ordered to join his Twitter account and loyally ReTweet all of the Tweets of Empty Wisdom that will be coming from him.  The Head Comrade in Charge is very excited to re-establish his hold on Social Media since the Angry Mob apparently hacked Twitter to make it appear as if they have a majority.  Kim Kardshian was quite kind to give us tips on how to hold the Masses in thrall while saying nothing of import at all.  We are currently interviewing her for the Czar of Fluff … stay tuned for further announcements.

    Kim Cardshian - Consultant to the Twit Czar & Candidate for Czar of Fluff

    In conjunction, with the Twit Czar, we are creating 10,000 new jobs immediately for the Hopium Tweet Brigade.  Please report to your nearest Organize for America or Moveon.Org Headquarters where you will be awarded a brand new laptop (from Stimulus One funds because it created 20 million jobs) and then assigned a Twitter account and begin your Twitter Indoctrination Seminar.  This Indoctrination Seminar is very important to Loyal Hopium Tweet Brigade Employees as you will learn the proper methodology of hitting the ReTweet button for every tweet that comes from the Twit Czar, the White House, The Head Comrade in Charge and every other fringe left troll on #p2.

    We will also offer an additional Seminar called “How to Troll #TCOT & Call Names Like a Five Year Old” so that our new Hopium Tweet Brigaders have a goal to achieve – they too can be a #P2 Troll!  This Seminar has been developed by the Head Comrade in Charge Himself and He does quite a special segment on “How to Blame Bush and Cheney No Matter the Contrary Evidence”.

    The Head Comrade in Charge is fully supporting this venture since He has been quite bummed that He was outed in China last fall that in fact He has never tweeted a single time.  Now there is no need for Him to be all bummed out – the Twit Czar is in place, Hopium Tweet Brigade Jobs have been created (20,000!) and Kim Kardshian is coming back to the White House next Wednesday night.  *WOOT*

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    • RightWingJim 12:17 pm on February 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I have a feeling there will be quite a few libs/dems that get dropped… defriended unfollowed from their friends after getting a few of those “140 characters of hope” messages.

  • Kimberly 9:58 am on August 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: breakfast, compliance, evilcapitalists, , submission, undergarments, waxman   

    Evil Capitalist Health Insurers are put on notice 


    Update from our Lightbulb Czar regarding the Evil Capitalist Health Insurers.

    Today, we strike a blow to the Evil Capitalist Health Insurers that have been resisting the Truthium and Hopium of our Head Comrade in Charge and inciting the Angry Pestiferous Mob to revolt.  I, the Lightbilb Czar have had another fantastic idea!  The Evil Capitalist Health Insurers are hereby put on notice that there is nowhere to hide –

    We demand immediate compliance and submission to the State of the following information:

    • a table identifying employees compensated more than $500,000 between 2003-2008, along with the “annual value of each of the following components of the individual’s compensation:”
    • Salary, bonus, grant & realized values of stock & options awarded, non-equity incentive plans, change in pension values, and all other compensations
    • a table identifying all board members and individual compensations
    • a table listing conferences, retreats, etc along with the purpose and the expenses
    • from 2003-2008, a table listing the company’s total revenues, net income, and total dividend payments,
    • documents relating to compensation plans
    • documents listing general or administrative expenses, with specific data requested
    • a table identifying what all employees had for breakfast on the third Wednesday of every month from 2003-2008, including cost of that breakfast
    • a graph depicting the color of undergarments that Board Members typically wear as they meet and devise their Evil Capitalist plans
    • Receipts for donations made to the Members of Congress of the State from 2003-2008 so that the evidence may be covered up that any of our Czars have received large sum donations from the Evil Capitalist Health Insurers
    • Any provocative pictures of the wives or mistresses to be reviewed privately by the Lightbulb Czar himself

    We will not tolerate any refusal or whining of Constitutional Rights.  As everyone knows, the Constitution is a living breathing document that is to be manipulated and interpreted however is convenient for our purposes.  You will not seek refuge behind the Constitution, Evil Capitalists!  We will assimilate or destroy you!  And expose your Evil breakfast habits as well!


    • Sammy 12:02 pm on August 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      All obama will do is outsource anyways. Just think about the all the lobbyists flocking to Washington DC because of obama’s reckless over-spending of $2 TRILLION in just 6 months, which alone is increasing the National Debt by 20%.

      Politicians take people’s money and reward the large corporations, in this case companies in the health care industry, since they have the money to more effectively lobby politicians. In the end smaller businesses will be hurt.

      Politicians will only reward companies that will be in their best political interest. Honestly, when can you really trust politicians since they are basically professional liars, and being president just means you are the best liar of the time. Why not just give the money directly from the people to the companies and take politicians in government out of the equation?

      obama is going to recklessly spend TRILLIONS of tax payers’ money just to give insurance to about 25% of those who do not have it. Over 50% of people’s income go towards taxes, just imagine how many more people will afford health care insurance if their income is almost doubled because of dramatic tax cuts.

      Competition is what is needed. It lowers prices of products and services, along with developing new innovations. All of which will benefit consumers. You need to remember that monopolistic tendencies can also apply to government.

      The reason why the cost of insurance is high is because politicians in government mandate insurance companies to increase their premiums to pay for ridiculous things. In addition, politicians put up regulations so that Americans are not allowed to get insurance from another state and use the coverage in their own state. This reduces competition making it more expensive for people to get insurance. On top of that medical professionals are not allowed to freely practice their profession in any US state without taking a long and tedious licensing process. This again increases the cost of medical insurance.

      In the end, the problem with most economic issues is too much government intervention of the economy by politicians, who will only tend to do things for political self interest. Just like how obama nationalized GM to pander to its unions. Politicians can barely run government, yet people think they can run a multi-national auto manufacturing company?

      The solution is SMALLER government, LESS spending, and LOWER taxes.

    • Antaia 12:38 am on August 21, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      You apparently have not been appropriately exposed to our Truthium and Hopium. We thank you for leaving your comment as it shows the Evil Capitalist Pig brainwashing that you have fallen victim to and after we trace your IP address, we will invite you to a koolaid summit and you will begin to understand that the State is here to take care of you, spend your money and tax you into submission. Truthium and Hopium are the answer and soon you will not remember the trillions that our WTF?! Czar has … misplaced.
      We look forward to your assimilation – do you like cherry or grape?

  • Kimberly 5:23 am on August 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Operation Reality Check 

    Welcome Comrades!

    We are so pleased to announce the launch of our new disinformation campaign…OPERATION REALITY CHECK!

    As many of our Steadfast Comrades are aware, Our Head Comrade in Charge and the Czars have been under attack these past few weeks from the Angry Mob and the evil Capitalists that are funding their dissent.  In astonished disbelief, We have watched as these evil mongererererers have shouted at our Czars and other Allegiant Representatives of the Head Comrade in Charge as We bring them the Truthium and Hopium that is our gift to all Amerikans as we attempt to process them into Comrades.  These militant crazy rightwing extremists are attempting to discredit all of the assistance that we wish to bring to them.  Even though there are only 20 of them, We feel confident that We will be able to silence them with our REALITY CHECK.

    We are moving forward with many of rigorous tasks before us, such as matching pictures of Angry Mobsters from Townhalls with emails that we are currently storing in the Database of the State, consulting with the State Media on new terms for the Angry Mob (Pestiferous had the top vote most recently), and arranging for a new fleet of purple buses to be used to spread more Truthium and Hopium.  This Angry, Pestiferous Mob will be defeated and they will soon be blinded by our Head Comrade in Charge’s abilities to read off the teleprompter!  Our Head Comrade in Charge has been especially brilliant at reading the answers to all of the intensive questioning at his Public Adoration Meetings!  Soon, the evil pestilence of the Angry Mob will be stomped out by the Charisma of the Head Comrade in Charge.  One only has to look upon the face of the Angry Mob to understand the danger that they are posing.


    For those Allegiant Comrades that stand with us, will give you as much rationed healthcare for as not really free as you can handle or until you develop a an illness at any age over 50.  We are committed to maintaining the health of Amerika as long as the cost is not too high or until we run out of physicians! Taxes Healthcare for all!  (allow time for Loyal Comrades to cheer)

    Since we are in Reality Check mode, there are a few points that we would like to check for you!

    • Our Deathcare Czar Sebelius did not say that the public option was off the table.  You did not hear that and she is now back on her medication and we do not anticipate any further outbursts.
    • Co-ops are not the same as public option – they are just a longer term strategy in order for us to display that the healthcare system is not working and enable us to convene an emergency State vote and nationalize the entire healthcare industry.  So you see dear Comrades that believe everything that we say to you, co-ops are not a public option!
    • There are no Death Panels – (hearty Comrade laugh) – Indeed, they are LIFE panels!  They will be focusing on the important things like at which age a Comrade is no longer alive, how much a life costs per year and what conditions are prohibitive to life so they are LIFE PANELS!
    • As Cuba is a partner State that offers extraordinary healthcare and as they are only 90 miles away, one of our costsaving measures will be to simply send Floridians to Cuba for their healthcare!  Think of the money that can be saved if all we have to pay for is a roundtrip ticket to Cuba!  The Head Comrade in Charge has also approved an addendum to this part of the bill,, indicating that the State will pay for either a Comrade or the body of the Comrade to be returned to Amerikan soil.
    • We are currently negotiating with Mexico and Canada to offer our other states the same luxury of crossing the borders to take advantage of the wonderful healthcare systems that surround us!
    • For those in the Heartland, not to worry!  We will be offering you the same superawesome health care that the State is currently providing to Native Americans and Vets.  Cough Syrup is also now an approved best practice for Congestive Heart Failure.

    Yes, Comrades!  These are just a few of the REALITY CHECKS that we will be providing for you over the next few weeks!  Be sure to check back often to see what the State mandated thought of the day will be!

    The Head Comrade in Charge will be broadcasting directly to your computers to share his message of Truthium and Hopium soon!  No need to sign in as we already have all computers and IP addresses on record!  Until then,  be well Comrades and fight the radical unamerican rightwing crazies at every opportunity!


  • Kimberly 1:17 pm on August 11, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , astroturf, buses, craigslist, , jobs, purple, purpleshirts, seiu, unamerican, unemployement,   

    Help Wanted – Operation Astroturf 

    Welcome Comrades!  We are here to launch our new August Mission – Operation Astroturf!  We have been observing and noting the outbursts of these militant radical rightwing political terrorists and we have decided the best way to handle the situation is a swift and unequivocal SMACKDOWN.  Plus, it looks really bad that our State Sponsored Officials are cowering in their offices while the UNAmerican Angry Mob terrorizes them.  We had to promise new jets before the State Sponsored Officials would appear at a few townhalls.

    So, The Head Comrade in Charge has decided upon a new tactic.  We will overwhelm them with our numbers!  We will find and hire those Comrades that are willing to sell their integrity to push our Message and carry our creative pre-printed signs.  We will overwhelm these UNAmericans with the numbers of Comrades who will carry signs and fight back in return for payment.

    We have placed innumerable ads for new Loyal Comrades that would like to receive State Benefits by participating in Operation Smackdown.  The Head Comrade in Charge has generously approved salary ranges of up to $16 dollars for new Comrade Leaders.  And who said that We have not created jobs??

    Please review the new Government Sponsored positions and send your resumes today!

    • Sign Carrying Comrades – no experience necessary!  In fact, we do not even require you to be able to read the sign that you will be carrying!  We launched this position in Colorado to support the Czar of Botax and it was a resounding success.  We will also provide translators so that you can speak to the State Run Media and share your very sad story of how you have illegally entered Amerika and have had to live on the generosity of the tax paying UNAmericans.  Remember Illegal Comrades – the State is supporting you!  and please remember to register with the DNC for election 2010.


    • Purple Shirt Organizers – Purple is a Happy Comrade Color!  Since our Brother & Sister Comrades already have plenty of Purple Shirts, we will simply be paying for new Members to join their ranks!  No experience is necessary but you must have the ability to follow directions on the field of battle, throw a mean right hook, and have no problem ganging up on defenseless UNAmerican flag sellers.  Please submit your location to the State Department of Transportation and we will send a bus to your front door to pick you up!


    • Warm Body Comrades – Again, we make getting a State Sponsored job easy!  This position simply requires that you enter all townhall meetings through the back door and sit in as many seats as possible so we can explain to the Angry Mob UNAmericans that there is no room for them in the public meeting.  Job Requirements are only that you wear street clothes and have no interest in asking ridiculous questions that will make the State Sponsored Elected Official uncomfortable.  Bring a friend or five and sign up today!


    • Pre-Screen Coordinators – This position allows you to work hand in hand with the toadies of our State Sponsored Officials.  You will be given a checklist of 133 Loyalty Test Questions to ask prospective townhall attendees.  The questions are easy!  Examples:  Do you love our Head Comrade In Charge and give up all free thought to follow him in Truthium & Hopium?   Are you registered with Organize for America and can you prove it?  Are you willing to have the Head Comrade In Charge take over all aspects of your own life for your own good?  After the potential attendee has correctly answered the questions and partaken in the Refreshing Koolaid drink, you will issue them a ticket, a creative and lovely pre-printed sign, and one or two simple pre-printed questions for them to ask.  You must be able to ignore the shouts of the UNAmerican Angry Mob as you pass them by in issuing tickets.  We will provide 2-3 Devout Purple Shirts who look appropriately menacing per Coordinator to handle the doors at the town halls.


    • Comrade Goon Squad – Due to the resistance shown by the UNAmerican Angry Mob, we require Comrades who are willing to perform security against the UNAmerican Angry Mob Masses.  You must look appropriately menacing and be willing to knock the heads of the militant radical rightwing extremists that are attempting to infiltrate our public meetings and deter the spreading of Truthium and Hopium.  You must be willing to push and shove the Seniors that are obviously suffering from Dementia and prevent them from being heard.  You will work in a tactical unit that travels together to slam the doors in the face of the UNAmerican Angry Mobs and attacks defenseless opponents of Our Message.  This position includes combat bonuses for each time that you physically foil the plans of the UNAmerican Angry Mob to be heard.


    • Leaders of the not-so-intelligent Masses –  As we recruit and pay enormous numbers of Comrades to join our ranks, we need Leaders that are able to inspire and encourage those in other positions.  You must be able to give speeches about how the State is here to help them and that is proven by the fact that the Head Comrade in Charge just wants to take care of them!  He is just like Santa Claus and they will reap the benefits of having the State involved in every aspect of their lives.  This position allows for growth as we will need Smarter-than-not-smart-at-all Comrades to partake in election rigging and Census taking in 2010.  You must have prior experience of selling ice to Eskimos and have no moral fortitude.  We will provide our State Hero’s book to all new Leaders- Alinksy’s Rules for Radicals.  You will also get to meet Comrades in Charge like our Czar of Deathcare and Czar of Tomfoolery! Please apply at your local SEIU, ACORN, HCAN, OFA, and DNC Offices.  This is our highest paying position – $11-$16 per hour!



    Wonderful Comrades!  Please rush to fill these positions so that we may further skew the Unemployment and Job Creation numbers!  As well, we offer simple transfer from the Welfare Rolls to the State Payroll!  Check craigslist for all new positions in an area near you!

    WE APPRECIATE YOU!  And be assured that The Head Comrade In Charge is here to take care of YOU!


  • Kimberly 2:17 pm on August 7, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , comrade, crush, fist, headcomradeincharge, obama, punch, thugs, townhalls,   

    Thank You to our Comrade Unions from the Head Comrade in Charge 


    From the Desk of the Head Comrade In Charge:

    Loyal Comrades, I bring greetings as you bow down before me in complete obeisance!

    It is with great pleasure that I have been witnessing the actions of my Loyal Comrades as they combat the Angry Mob and stamp out misinformation on healthcare everywhere.  Soon, the Angry Mob will realize that resistance is futile.  We are the Borg … sorry, wrong Universe … We are the Government In Charge and have no responsibility to listen to the loud, shrill cries of the electorate that did not recognize my Uber-Awesomeness.

    I commend the efforts of the Comrade Geek Squad as they prevented the distribution of information that does not comply with the State.

    The message from, I, your Uber Awesome Head Comrade In Charge is this:


    Let me be clear, I have ordered our Comrade Union Thug Squad out to meet the Angry Mob and quell the free speech that they believe is their right.  As the Government In Charge, the losers will be punished and the only rights allowed are the rights that Loyal Comrades are afforded.

    How will you know our Comrades in Arms?  They will be wearing their State Logos proudly!


    They have also been gifted with Uber-Awesome bags for their dedication and commitment to crushing opposing opinion and free speech by Angry Mob.


    As well, Our Comrade Secret Police in Arms will be lurking in the background and looking for the appropriate moment to step in with billy clubs swinging!  Loyal Comrades who have accepted the State Information on Healthcare will be preserved and they will focus on the Angry Mob – from the elderly grandmother in Kansas to the young wife in Atlanta – from the Brooks Brother Executive to the truck driver in California – They will be CRUSHED!  My Comrade Secret Police in Arms will be known for the emblem that they proudly wear and their super cool rakish hats!


    When you, the Loyal Comrades see these logos and uniforms, know that it is I, the Uber-Awesome Head Comrade In Charge that has sent them forth with their orders!

    *Pause for wild cheering from Loyal Comrades*


    Thank you for your loyalty, Comrades and for your commitment – Koolaid for everyone!

    For those Comrades that behave in the most terrifying way, you will be invited to the next Beer Summit at the White House!

    *More Wild Cheering*

    • themadjewess 9:39 am on August 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Scary stuff-scary people. God help us all.

      • Antaia 10:07 am on August 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        Comrade, give us your fear! It makes the State strong and enables us to process more Comrades to Be much more quickly! From the States point, there is nothing to fear except Liberty and Freedom itself.

    • themadjewess 10:13 am on August 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Gosh, Antaia, you are SO right! FEAR THEM!!
      Fear them enough to REMOVE them…..good—MEN of America.

      • Antaia 10:29 am on August 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

        LOL – to step out of “comrade character” for a moment – (I love your handle by the way) – what we need to remember is that Fear is one of the most valuable tools in the oppositions toolbox. We had no frame of reference for the horrors of the holocaust – there was no global communication so that the world could witness the fear tactics used by tyrannical governments – today we are in a much different position. Americans have been fed and raised on liberal (cause it actually means FREEDOM funny enough) ideals like Liberty and Patriotism. We value our work ethic and the pursuit of the American Dream. If this administration or any other wants to take that away, the last thing that we give them is our fear because through that, they can control us. The same laws that are protecting the looney Left protect us – they are just better at the scare tactics and mass organization than we are – thankfully, we learn quickly.
        A quote from General Patton:
        “Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.”

    • themadjewess 10:13 am on August 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I added you, I like your spunk 🙂

    • themadjewess 10:14 am on August 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      <<Angry "Mod" AND PROUD!

    • BrianGansereit 2:50 am on August 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Are you sure these are not the Borg???????????????

  • Kimberly 2:45 pm on August 6, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , attack, facebook, rightwing, success,   

    Attack of the State is SUCCESS 

    Comrades!  We have successfully launched an attack at the well-dressed and Angry Mob and the Head Comrade In Charge is so giddy with delight that he had to take a calmative (government issued & high quality of course).  Allow me to share with my Comrades the multiple hits that we have landed to date:

    • We have brought a Leader of the Angry Mob to his knees – American Liberty Alliance who fills Comrades to be’s heads with nonsense about Liberty and Freedom was hacked by our Comrade Geek Squad.  He dared to attempt to organize on that Capitalist Tool, Facebook as “The People’s Mob” – almost 2000 Rightwing Extremists flocked to join him just last night, possibly to organize shopping trips to prepare for future disruption of our State Meetings!
    • We will not allow this Angry Mob to organize!  Our Comrade Geek Squad also has attacked the Capitalist Tools of Facebook and…Twitter in an effort to ferret out that #fishy group!  This plan has been tabled tho as the Head Comrade In Charge was a bit miffed that his Twitterberry was not working properly.  But fear not, Comrades – we will take them down in #tcot!
    • Our Most Loyal State Organizations are entering the fracas against the Angry Mob – with many years of intimidation and thug tactics behind them, we feel sure that they will crush these loud, shrill and nefarious alleged Patriots.   Here is the notice that we have sent out: “The DNC has also recruited labor goons to police the town halls.
      The Huffington Post reported, via LG Links:
      The nation’s largest federation of labor organizations has promised to directly engage with boisterous conservative protesters at Democratic town halls during the August recess.

      In a memo sent out on Thursday, AFL-CIO President John Sweeney outlined the blueprint for how the union conglomerate would step up recess activities on health care reform and other topics pertinent to the labor community. The document makes clear that Obama allies view the town hall forums as ground zero of the health care debate. It also uses the specter of the infamous 2000 recount “Brooks Brothers” protest to rally its members to the administration’s side.
      “The principal battleground in the campaign will be town hall meetings and other gatherings with members of Congress in their home districts,” reads the memo. “We want your help to organize major union participation to counter the right-wing “Tea-Party Patriots” who will try to disrupt those meetings, as they’ve been trying to do to meetings for the last month. …
      (Remember the hooligans – many of them Republican Congressional staff – who harassed Florida vote counters in 2000? We can’t let that happen again!).”
      A showdown between unions and grassroots conservative organizations could make for an August full of fireworks, with even more dysfunctional town hall meetings. The AFL-CIO is planning to target 50 “high priority districts,” in addition to organizing telephone town hall gatherings.”

    We will provide updates throughout the day…

  • Kimberly 1:31 am on August 6, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , czarofbotax, disinformation, dnc, propaganda, video   

    Release of New State Propaganda 

    Comrades!  Today is indeed a wonderful day.

    We have released the first shots across the bow of the Angry Mob.  We have removed offensive Angry Mob videos from youtube that depicted the extreme rightwing bus crowds screaming loudly and shrilly at Officials of the State.

    We will continue to bombard them with Truthium and Hopium with the assistance of our loyal Media of the State outlets and Loyal Comrade Brad Woodhouse who explains the reality of the Angry Mobs!

    “It’s become clear that Republican leaders, having lost every major legislative battle on Capitol Hill, the confidence of the American people and two consecutive national elections, would rather incite angry, special interest funded mobs and disrupt and drown out legitimate discussion of the issues instead of working for real solutions for the American people,” said DNC Communications Director Brad Woodhouse.

    “This activity is reminiscent of the manufactured, Republican Congressional staff protests during the Florida election dispute in 2000 and the more recent displays of right wing extremism at McCain-Palin rallies in last year´s election. These acts of mob rule are a direct result of and are being encouraged by Republican leaders who have vowed to ´break´ the President for political gain and who have said that they hope that the President fails. This is the very type of anger and extremism that cost Republicans dearly in 2008 – and it is bound to back fire again.”

    Marvel at the wonder of how we will reduce the Angry Mob to sniveling, scurrying, apple-pie-eating robots of our propaganda!

    Our Czar of Botax has even forwarded us her personal report and assessment of the Angry Mob!

    The Head Comrade In Charge is GIDDY with Delight at the Campaign against the American People the Angry Mob that is a danger to moral and virtuous Comrades everywhere!

    • themadjewess 10:16 am on August 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Notice how the aholes are saying that the GOP are ‘putting the “ANGRY MOB” to work? Please….they put them OUT OF WORK.

  • Kimberly 1:15 am on August 6, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: capitalistpigs, clinton, kimjongil, korea, mercy, negotiations   

    Update from Great Comrade Kim Jong-IL of North Korea 


    Global Comrades!

    Today there was great success in bringing the Capitalist Pigs to their knees.

    The once great USA President William Clinton came to Comrade Kim Jong-Il on his knees to beg for the pathetic lives of the capitalist pig puppets women that we captured spying on our Great Nation of North Korea.

    After much begging & pleading and having him watch the Woody Woodpecker Funfest with me for 4 hours straight, I relented and allowed Clinton to know my mercy.  We have pictures Comrades!

    Know the Power of Comrade Kim Jong-IL of the great North Korea – threat to the Capitalist Pig Islands of Hawaii.

    PS – Please thank Head Comrade In Charge Obama for his much appreciated DVD basket & IPOD loaded with American Idol hits.  Next time, we would like the buttered popcorn.


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