From the Desk of the Head Comrade In Charge:
Loyal Comrades, I bring greetings as you bow down before me in complete obeisance!
It is with great pleasure that I have been witnessing the actions of my Loyal Comrades as they combat the Angry Mob and stamp out misinformation on healthcare everywhere. Soon, the Angry Mob will realize that resistance is futile. We are the Borg … sorry, wrong Universe … We are the Government In Charge and have no responsibility to listen to the loud, shrill cries of the electorate that did not recognize my Uber-Awesomeness.
I commend the efforts of the Comrade Geek Squad as they prevented the distribution of information that does not comply with the State.
The message from, I, your Uber Awesome Head Comrade In Charge is this:
FOR AS HARD AS THEY HIT US, WE WILL PUNCH BACK TWICE AS HARD.
Let me be clear, I have ordered our Comrade Union Thug Squad out to meet the Angry Mob and quell the free speech that they believe is their right. As the Government In Charge, the losers will be punished and the only rights allowed are the rights that Loyal Comrades are afforded.
How will you know our Comrades in Arms? They will be wearing their State Logos proudly!
They have also been gifted with Uber-Awesome bags for their dedication and commitment to crushing opposing opinion and free speech by Angry Mob.
As well, Our Comrade Secret Police in Arms will be lurking in the background and looking for the appropriate moment to step in with billy clubs swinging! Loyal Comrades who have accepted the State Information on Healthcare will be preserved and they will focus on the Angry Mob – from the elderly grandmother in Kansas to the young wife in Atlanta – from the Brooks Brother Executive to the truck driver in California – They will be CRUSHED! My Comrade Secret Police in Arms will be known for the emblem that they proudly wear and their super cool rakish hats!
When you, the Loyal Comrades see these logos and uniforms, know that it is I, the Uber-Awesome Head Comrade In Charge that has sent them forth with their orders!
*Pause for wild cheering from Loyal Comrades*
Below – I have provided the evidence of our FISTS PUNCHING BACK AGAINST THE WILL OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ANGRY MOB!
Thank you for your loyalty, Comrades and for your commitment – Koolaid for everyone!
For those Comrades that behave in the most terrifying way, you will be invited to the next Beer Summit at the White House!
*More Wild Cheering*