Hello Comrades and Soon to be Converted Comrades!
I am writing to disseminate information from the Head Comrade in Charge! We would like you to begin observing your neighbors and family and friends so we may ferret out the traitors confused individuals that are spreading lies about our super-wonderful-gollygee-gotta-have-it-healthcare that we are forcing on gifting to the American Peoples soon to be Comrades.
We have set up an intake system to correct these individuals that do not want to accept our gift of super-wonderful-gollygee-gotta-have-it-healthcare. Comrades that get with our program will be awarded with secret positions within our movement – we call them deputy czars!
Here is your mission, Comrades – we are counting on you:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/Facts-Are-Stubborn-Things/
There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.
THE TIME HAS COME, COMRADES.
THE TIME TO NAME NAMES.
THE TIME TO HAND OVER THE FISH TO BE FRIED PROCESSED.
IN THE COMMENT BOX BELOW WE EXPECT YOU AS GOOD COMRADES TO TELL US THE NAMES OF THOSE WHO RESIST OUR AGENDA WHETHER IN EMAIL OR CASUAL CONVERSATION.
THE ACORN HAS GROWN INTO A STRONG OAK AND OUR COMRADES ARE STANDING BY TO PROCESS YOUR FISHY REPORTS.
OUR REVERED HEAD COMRADE IN CHARGE AND THE STATE THANKS YOU.
Antaia 4:38 pm on August 5, 2009 Permalink |
Dear White House – I am writing to report multiple occurrences of fishiness.
1. Please check into President Obama’s insistence that our elected officials pass a healthcare bill without having the opportunity to read or debate it. You may also want to check on why bipartisanship has not been welcome at the healthcare table as well!
2. Please check into Robert Gibbs – he is just fishy all the way around.
3. Please check into all of the czars that have been given power under President Obama’s administration with no accountability or transparency. Perhaps adding a Snitch Czar could assist you.
4. Please check into Barney Frank because although President Obama repeatedly insists that his agenda is not to take private insurance away from us, Barney Frank said it was simply a back door method to a single payer system – the same single payer system that President Obama publicly supported prior to becoming President.
5. Please check into Congress who have for some reason decided to exempt themselves from the healthcare that they are attempting to force on the American people.
6. Please check into the media – they seem to be reading off talking points that have been handed to them – in fact, it is the same message as the memo from Nancy Pelosi that was given to House of Representative members as they were leaving for recess that is circulating.
7. Please check into moveon.org as they are having town halls that are targeting Seniors and spreading misinformation about healthcare reform – like the fact that Medicare is not going broke and 60 billion per year in fraud is just not important.
8. Please check into ACORN and if I have to tell you why, well then you just aren’t paying attention.
9. Please check into SEIU – why would they need to attend and speak at healthcare reform meetings? that is just fishy.
10. Please check into all of the Medicaid recipients that have to go to an Emergency Room because they do not have access to a primary care doctor or are on a waiting list to see one – can that be right or is that fishy?
11. Please check into the substandard care that is given to Native Americans through the Indian Health Service – I mean, people dropping dead due to lack of care or mis-diagnosis is certainly fishy!
12. Please check into the reports of huge medical errors at VA hospitals due to outdated equipment and facilities – that is fishy as well.
13. Also, as I was driving past the new sushi place on Federal Highway, there was a fishy odor – you may want to check that out.
14. last but not least – I should report myself because I am against the public option and goverment run healthcare completely and totally so if you are going to take away my Constitutional Rights to disagree with my government then ADD ME TO YOUR SNITCH LIST.
Sincerely,
Kimberly Moore
Boca Raton, Florida
Priscilla 3:05 pm on August 6, 2009 Permalink |
Well said my friend well said!!!!
John Lowney 3:39 pm on August 6, 2009 Permalink |
I agree!!!
kaira 4:37 pm on August 6, 2009 Permalink |
I had to report you as being fishy. 🙂